Sometimes the bikes piss me off!
Jun 12, 2005 2:00:52 GMT -5
Post by desmo2 on Jun 12, 2005 2:00:52 GMT -5
In Missouri, Troopers are issued their cars and take them home after their shift. On average we hold onto a car for a year and a half to two years. So, we typically take very good care of them and develop a sort of car/driver relationship. So is the case with me and my current car, an '03 Crown Vic. I'm within 700-800 miles of turning it in for a new one, but I've become quite fond of this particular car in the past year-plus and hate to see it go.
So, the stage is set for tonight's events. I'm patrolling a stretch of 4-lane divided highway in a fairly urban area. Speed limit is 65. Coming in the opposite direction is an early 90's FZR600, passing traffic like nobody's business. I try to get a radar check on him, but he's a much smaller target than surrounding traffic and he's tough to get a read on. As he passes by me I get a quick reading of 85, which corresponds with my observations. Still, not enough for me to feel confident about writing him up, but certainly worth a chase-down and a warning.
So I flip the median and try to catch up. As I accelerate past 100, I realize this guy has really kicked it up a notch, is now probably running in excess of 100, and has a large lead on me. I begin to wonder if he's trying to dust me. With lights and siren blaring, I run up to 130. I come around a bend and know there is an off-ramp ahead. Since he may have taken the ramp, I slow down a bit to catch a glimpse before I pass it up. AAHHH, there he is, at the top of the ramp! Problem is, I'm cooking along pretty good...
I do a little threshold braking, and in a fraction of a second make the decision that I'm bleeding off speed fast enough to make the ramp. I steer over while braking, and...uh oh. Back end is beginning to drift around to the left on me. UH OH, now it's kicking over hard to the right and trying to come around! As I run off onto the right shoulder I see a large boulder laying near the rock cut, directly in my path. This is gonna hurt...
BIFF! I smack the shit out of the damned chunk of Stonehenge with the passenger side of the car. Engine dies, car rolls to a stop on left shoulder. GODDAM IT! I shut off the lights and siren. The FZR rider, who is stopped at the light less than 75 yards ahead of me, looks over his shoulder and sees me there. He's probably wondering where I came from, and why I'm parked on the shoulder. Light turns green and he rolls away.
Now I'm kicking myself in the ass. I should have known better. In that split second, I should have erred on the side of caution and passed the ramp by. It was only a warning! Oh, well, it's just a few hours of pay and a severely bruised ego...
I'm a little saddened at the circumstances that end my last tour with my trusted steed. She served me well. She'll be repaired and will live to serve another day, albiet with another officer and another agency. She's got 49,000 miles on the clock, and we sell them off at 49,500. I'll post pictures of her and the shameful scars I gave her tomorrow....
So, the stage is set for tonight's events. I'm patrolling a stretch of 4-lane divided highway in a fairly urban area. Speed limit is 65. Coming in the opposite direction is an early 90's FZR600, passing traffic like nobody's business. I try to get a radar check on him, but he's a much smaller target than surrounding traffic and he's tough to get a read on. As he passes by me I get a quick reading of 85, which corresponds with my observations. Still, not enough for me to feel confident about writing him up, but certainly worth a chase-down and a warning.
So I flip the median and try to catch up. As I accelerate past 100, I realize this guy has really kicked it up a notch, is now probably running in excess of 100, and has a large lead on me. I begin to wonder if he's trying to dust me. With lights and siren blaring, I run up to 130. I come around a bend and know there is an off-ramp ahead. Since he may have taken the ramp, I slow down a bit to catch a glimpse before I pass it up. AAHHH, there he is, at the top of the ramp! Problem is, I'm cooking along pretty good...
I do a little threshold braking, and in a fraction of a second make the decision that I'm bleeding off speed fast enough to make the ramp. I steer over while braking, and...uh oh. Back end is beginning to drift around to the left on me. UH OH, now it's kicking over hard to the right and trying to come around! As I run off onto the right shoulder I see a large boulder laying near the rock cut, directly in my path. This is gonna hurt...
BIFF! I smack the shit out of the damned chunk of Stonehenge with the passenger side of the car. Engine dies, car rolls to a stop on left shoulder. GODDAM IT! I shut off the lights and siren. The FZR rider, who is stopped at the light less than 75 yards ahead of me, looks over his shoulder and sees me there. He's probably wondering where I came from, and why I'm parked on the shoulder. Light turns green and he rolls away.
Now I'm kicking myself in the ass. I should have known better. In that split second, I should have erred on the side of caution and passed the ramp by. It was only a warning! Oh, well, it's just a few hours of pay and a severely bruised ego...
I'm a little saddened at the circumstances that end my last tour with my trusted steed. She served me well. She'll be repaired and will live to serve another day, albiet with another officer and another agency. She's got 49,000 miles on the clock, and we sell them off at 49,500. I'll post pictures of her and the shameful scars I gave her tomorrow....