OK, HERE'S REDROCK'S BIKE!!!!

[RedRock]

OK, the moment you've all been waiting for--here's a picture of My Bike! You're thinking, DANG, he finally did it, that supercilious, pompous, know it all, cowardly cager, he did it! But which will it be, a cruiser or a sporter? Well, it's an early model HD spporter--twin engine, air cooled, tight suspension, pure libidonium construction! Man, when I'm sporting this babe around town for people to see, you can be sure the heads are turning! So, scroll down and CHECK OUT MY BIKE!!! (shown with optional protective equipment, of course).

ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll
\''/
ll






I know it's kind of fuzzy, due to the quality of the camera, but the maker of the device is "Bike." Just for those few of you who don't know. So, it IS My Bike!

Oh, "HD spporter" stands for heavy duty supporter, of course. Heh Heh Heh.

;D

[Lamron]

Nice Helmet! Now let's see the bike!

[desmo2]

Wow. I thought I knew bikes...


...but I never knew a bike could have such a small piston....

[Marauder(CDN)]

definitely a mini-bike...for sure it isn't a 2 stroke...maybe a 1/2 stroke....

[popeye]

i too went round my town with something simular to that red........my court-case comes up soon! : )

[slimey weasel]

well i guess you really need a little head to get that helmet on! ahhhh there's nothing like a little head, eh red?
hiya pop! egegegegeg miss u!

[RedRock]

You guys are sure exhibiting the green-eyed monster as you (mis)think about the one-eyed monster!

I was only talking about the same thing you guys were all along---hanging out, tooling down the open byway, letting your hair blow free with your Bike, cruising, etc. etc. etc! Right??? That is what you all meant, right?

Oh, sorry, I tried the reflective strip appliques--left me with a nahsty rahsh, and I couldn't (cheaply) find any hot chicks to languish across my Bike for a picture, but otherwise, no difference, right?

[Lamron]

redrock said:

and I couldn't (cheaply) find any hot chicks to languish across my Bike for a picture

Come on now Red, we know you have a wife and a couple of daughters, couldn't you bribe one of them to model it?

[Woody]

What's that bike for??? To stop your uterus from falling out or to keep your fallopian tubes from getting in a knot....

[RedRock]

GRRRRRR!
You just shot to the top of my short list, or rather, my short hairs list, as in, I'm gonna get you by yours and give you a good shaking!

[Lamron]

Come on now, RedRock. I think by starting this thread you have rightfully earned any and all teasing that may come your way!

By the way, when riding you're supposed to "Keep the shiny side up, and the rubber side down". Perhaps you could edit your photo to label which are the "shiny" and "rubber" parts. LOL

[RedRock]

I conceived this one way back when we were discussing the merits (or relative lack of them) of riding motorcycles, and what kind of "bike" we each ride. I just answered truthfully! Don't be hatin!

LOL

Seriously, though, I enjoyed planning, editing, massaging, and delivering this one, and thus I wonder if anyone truly enjoyed the humor, if anyone actually bought it, if anyone said to himself, "Good One, Red! Hooked and Reeled In." I didn't expect the many barbs at my manhood (oh, I expected a few, because if you look closely, the waist band says "Medium"), but I accept them in the spirit in which they've been given, all in fun. Woody's anti-female parts truss/stay device joke was hilarious to me, because as you know, I do indeed know each of those parts intimately--how they look, how big they are, how they feel, how much they weigh, how easily they cut, what they look like on the interiors, how they change when they are otherwise occupied (pregnant), what tied tubes look like in truth, what diseased parts look like, etc. etc., so Woody gave me a very startling image to ponder!!!! Good One, Woody!

[Woody]

Thanks Red...loved this thread...It certainly doesn't take long for the wolves to eat a fresh kill (our teasing of you) I actually did think you may have had a motorcycle and had a good chuckle when I saw your photo...Re the female innards reference, I often say that to my lovely wife when she is whining about something which usually results in her sending barbs my way attacking my "manly" parts!! ;D ;D

[desmo2]

Sorry, Red, I wasn't sucked in!

From your previous posts I was fairly confident you were firmly planted in the anti-motorcycle crowd (or at least in the 'they ain't for me' crowd). I had a pretty good idea you were setting up a funny...

[RedRock]

Can't kid a kidder, huh?

For the record, Des, motorcycles for everyday use are just too dangerous--the benefits (including the fun and freedom perceived by their users) are far outstripped by the risks--for me. I am not opposed to anyone else using them--in lawful and safe ways. I've been on mini-bikes and go-carts, and of course bicycles, but not on full size motorized bikes of any sort.

BUT, if I were to win a huge lottery, I'll be buying a couple hundred acres of wooded land in the Southeast somewhere, and I'll put in a hard packed/graveled/cleared trail for jogging and biking--I'll get a sporty trail bike, a 125 or 175 cc (what I first saw and wanted as a 13 yr old, back before I had any brains or maturity or family to support) and a 4-wheeler ATV for fun and utility. And I might consider a big cruiser for some backroads short trips on nice days, although admitting to myself those trips might be the last thing I do on this earth and thus weighing the pleasure vs. risk on a trip-by-trip basis.

And incidentally, I've never been on a horse, either. They scare me, too.

There, aren't you glad I "shared?" ;D