popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Jul 11, 2006 14:22:29 GMT -5
do,nt you think abbreviation is a long word! : )
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popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Jul 11, 2006 14:25:42 GMT -5
and a smile is a curve that sets everything straight.........
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BAT*21{usa}
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SORRY..ALL OUTTA MERCY!!
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Jul 11, 2006 18:18:47 GMT -5
 good 1 pop . did u know it takes more facial muscles 2 frown than 2 smile.
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Lamron
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Post by Lamron on Jul 11, 2006 20:37:19 GMT -5
Isn't it amazing that a small punctuation mark has a big name like apostrophe, and yet it still floats above words like "don't" ? Wouldn't you think it would rather sit on the bottom like a comma ?
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popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Jul 12, 2006 13:20:31 GMT -5
NEVER shake hands with a vetinary-surgeon when ones comming out of a cow-shed! : )
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popeye
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Post by popeye on Jul 20, 2006 1:06:42 GMT -5
the longest sentance in the world...."I DO"....... : )
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BAT*21{usa}
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SORRY..ALL OUTTA MERCY!!
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Jul 20, 2006 15:56:12 GMT -5
AMEN!!! BROTHER!! LOL
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popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Jul 21, 2006 0:20:29 GMT -5
the sweetest girl i ever kissed was another mans wife!.........................................my mom
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Post by Lost_Child on Feb 27, 2007 13:30:27 GMT -5
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.
;D ;D
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Nutman
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By the time you see me it's to late.
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Post by Nutman on Feb 27, 2007 22:13:37 GMT -5
Don't you think it's cruel that the letter S is in the word lisp and 2 T in stutter.
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RedRock
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Never ask what kind of computer a person uses--if it's a Mac, he'll say; if not, why embarrass him?
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Post by RedRock on Feb 28, 2007 1:26:02 GMT -5
Confuscious say many man smoke but few man chew.
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A_ROOKIE
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When the pain of where you are becomes greater then the fear of where your going, you'll move.
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Post by A_ROOKIE on Feb 28, 2007 19:00:17 GMT -5
Confucius say man who walk around with hands in pocket, feel cocky all day long.  |
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Feb 28, 2007 19:06:35 GMT -5
shadow say.. man who play moh and claim to be sane only fooling self not others ... lol
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Marauder(CDN)
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One who plunders; especially, a pirate; a corsair; a marauder; a sharper
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Mar 1, 2007 19:00:19 GMT -5
LOYALTY IN MARRIAGE
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day he motioned for her to come closer to his bed.
She sat by him, & he whispered, eyes full of tears. "You know what? You have been with me all throughout all of the bad times
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed with me.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side....
You know what"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the "F" away from me!"
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Marauder(CDN)
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Mar 1, 2007 19:04:00 GMT -5
Dangerous Food
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused
by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we
all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front
row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
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good 1 pop . did u know it takes more facial muscles 2 frown than 2 smile. 
