Let me be the first to say........
Sept 17, 2006 14:33:44 GMT -5
Post by RedRock on Sept 17, 2006 14:33:44 GMT -5
Lamron has a dream:
Customer: I want one of these, please (pointing at display), but I cannot find any more on the shelf, and I'm not familiar with this store--are there any more anywhere else here, please?
Lamron: I'm so sorry, sir, that's our best selling (item) and I know from checking earlier that we're out of stock, that the other branches of our fine store in town are also out, and that our next shipment is not due in until the week after Christmas. I can sell you the store model there on the wall, but when I checked earlier, it is missing some parts. Or, I can show you something similar, if you'd like, which was definitely in stock earlier and 10% less expensive, but otherwise your best bet is to try our on-line store or Amazon.com, or try our competitors down the street; here are their phone numbers and street addresses, by the way.
Customer: My, what a fine, knowledgeable helpful, efficient clerk you are! And while I'm greatly disappointed you can't work miracles, and I now realize I should have begun shopping earlier in the season--perhaps while you were putting up decorations on Halloween that night--I will certainly come shop here again and tell all my friends about you and your little store, so that you and all the other nice young workers here and their families will have a continued source of gainful employment! Bless you! And where is your manager, that I might commend you to him?
Lamron: Aw, shucks, sir (blushing), 'tweren't nothing, 'tis me job, you see, and it's also the way I live my life, helping others overcome their challenges and problems, and you're most welcome, indeed! Let me know if there's anyting else I can do for you--here are my cell and home phone numbers, my email address, my street address, and a picture of my girlfriend with her phone number; make sure you whisper "Lolly-lolly-all's-in-free" in her ear, she loves that! Oh, and here's a sugar-free treat for your little boy with you! Come shop with us again real soon!
Lamron suddenly awakens from dream, drenched in sweat and shaking all over:
Lamron: Wow! What a scenario! Well, as long as I am awake, I might as well look at that mod I was working on earlier.......Now what was it so-and-so was whining about, again? Oh yeah, some sort of knife to fight with........Or, maybe I'll just take Frankie and my new pistol for a little ride, heh heh......Christmas, indeed!....chuckle, chuckle!....
;D
Customer: I want one of these, please (pointing at display), but I cannot find any more on the shelf, and I'm not familiar with this store--are there any more anywhere else here, please?
Lamron: I'm so sorry, sir, that's our best selling (item) and I know from checking earlier that we're out of stock, that the other branches of our fine store in town are also out, and that our next shipment is not due in until the week after Christmas. I can sell you the store model there on the wall, but when I checked earlier, it is missing some parts. Or, I can show you something similar, if you'd like, which was definitely in stock earlier and 10% less expensive, but otherwise your best bet is to try our on-line store or Amazon.com, or try our competitors down the street; here are their phone numbers and street addresses, by the way.
Customer: My, what a fine, knowledgeable helpful, efficient clerk you are! And while I'm greatly disappointed you can't work miracles, and I now realize I should have begun shopping earlier in the season--perhaps while you were putting up decorations on Halloween that night--I will certainly come shop here again and tell all my friends about you and your little store, so that you and all the other nice young workers here and their families will have a continued source of gainful employment! Bless you! And where is your manager, that I might commend you to him?
Lamron: Aw, shucks, sir (blushing), 'tweren't nothing, 'tis me job, you see, and it's also the way I live my life, helping others overcome their challenges and problems, and you're most welcome, indeed! Let me know if there's anyting else I can do for you--here are my cell and home phone numbers, my email address, my street address, and a picture of my girlfriend with her phone number; make sure you whisper "Lolly-lolly-all's-in-free" in her ear, she loves that! Oh, and here's a sugar-free treat for your little boy with you! Come shop with us again real soon!
Lamron suddenly awakens from dream, drenched in sweat and shaking all over:
Lamron: Wow! What a scenario! Well, as long as I am awake, I might as well look at that mod I was working on earlier.......Now what was it so-and-so was whining about, again? Oh yeah, some sort of knife to fight with........Or, maybe I'll just take Frankie and my new pistol for a little ride, heh heh......Christmas, indeed!....chuckle, chuckle!....
;D
