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Post by Garp {eng} on Apr 15, 2007 4:08:50 GMT -5
There will be a day when the children of the holy land of Lamron will rise to take over the world and bring peace and killing to all believers.
Our supreme leader the holy one whoi's name shall not be spoken will lead, and his band of trusty ones will follow.
There commander "M" and his trusy mace "Ell basha" shell keep the troops in place, all those who defie the path shall feel the wrath of the holy nade weilded by Sir Shoots of the nades, then they shall fall to the deaths of hell to meet Deaths Shadow.
All shall feast on the banquet of Daffy the duck (roasted with a little hearbs) and talk of heroic deeds and conquests.
The trail will be long but shall all follow the path of the slimey one, for the path will bring salvation and..........
"Bugger it the men in white coats are here... Sorry guys gota go"
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 15, 2007 9:35:37 GMT -5
Fear not scribe Garp for Psyckos shall storm the ramparts and liberate thee from the evil dungeon mistress Widow Maker.
Commander "M" summons thee to the battlefields to scribe the conquests of his singing blade as it slides amongst Big Daddy's rib bones cleaving his evil heart in twain.
Beware the Sneaker as he will attempt to place his sizzling projectile between your all seeing eyes from afar.
Be not led astray by the wagging tounge of IDA as he laments his many resurrections.
Fear the stoic Malcom as he stands his ground firm and places his shots in the most painful of locations, birth control ye will no longer need, as Nutman can contest too.
Beware the Lost Child as he may look the sweet and innocnet youngster in need of a helping hand, but will bring you unimagend pain and suffering at his small saddistic hands.
Then cometh A_Confued_Yak. The mighty and noble stag, whos tasty roasts are fit for the kings table in the time of the spring feast. His head stuffed and hung above the roaring fires of castle.
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Post by psyckos on Apr 16, 2007 8:04:33 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Yes brother Garp. Go free! I will stay in your stead and hold the dungeon mistress at bay. LMAO!!!!
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 16, 2007 8:23:44 GMT -5
Let us not forget Red Rock the sooth sayer.. beware his forked tongue as he tells sooths of the deceptive MacIntosh.
Then cometh Hall the slayer versed in all manor of death and destruction.. to meet her upon the battle field is to ensure a swift and pain full death.
A_Silly_Person deceives thee to believe him to be a cute and most cuddly bunny.. as thee approcheth he shall gnaw at ye arms and cause mortal flesh wounds of the most rabid sort.
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Apr 16, 2007 8:38:16 GMT -5
GARP!!....those meds are for you and you alone!! Man go away for the weekend and look what happens..oh well...
But most of ye should fear the one that be knownst as Woody, for as you are in the throes of death ,he shall raise his battleskirt and let all that be hidden layest bare as he dances in glee. He takes some demonic pleasure and dances the dance of death upon thee. As to Redrock he almost appears akin to a sage referred to as Wormtongue, always insinuating...whispering.. he shall be laid low in the uprising by the deceptive Rookie, a battle hardened warrior with no scruples.
damn U guys....now you got me going on it too
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 16, 2007 12:18:28 GMT -5
lmao its some sick twisted fun eh mar? muhahahaha
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Post by RedRock on Apr 16, 2007 16:50:26 GMT -5
Nay, nay, but ye do not know whereof you speaketh, for the last shall be first, and the first shall be last, and the locusts shall consume the honey from beneath your whiskers, but still ye shall still cry to the wind, O RedRock, O RedRock, did we not comfort you, and weep for your comings and goings, and yet despise you of your Macintoshliness? And I heard ye not.
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Post by Nutman on Apr 16, 2007 18:46:51 GMT -5
I am starting to notice a little strangeness amongst you Lamronians, as if some kind of mind control is being used against your will. I wonder if Lamron has add something to the game that we can't notice. Hmmmmm. I am still laughing my ass off at what you guys are writing. Please don't stop as you are entertaining me and others I'm sure.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 17, 2007 7:05:57 GMT -5
Nutman ye hath mentioned the name of the leader that shall not be named. (refer to brave scribe Garps first post) Now all manor or suffering shall you endure at the hands of he who's name you have dared to speaketh. Much pain shall ye experience. New found pains ye knew not could be inflicted. He who shall remain nameless will delegate these vile tasks to the minions to heap upon your head. Prepareth your soul to accompany me to the pits of hell were ye suffering there will be as sweet relief from ye mortal pains.
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Apr 17, 2007 7:19:13 GMT -5
Now the wrath of all is upon thee, I must summon the one knownst as Lil M, all sweet and young she will beguile thee. Then whenst thou is at ease she will slide a blade of shiny steal into thy heart. When thou layest low upon the damp cold earth, then I will call forth one who looks worse than death yet lives...Bat21, to convey thee to the depths of a foreign server where thou will writhe in torment with lame mods.
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Post by Lamron on Apr 17, 2007 9:47:19 GMT -5
I am starting to notice a little strangeness amongst you Lamronians, as if some kind of mind control is being used against your will. That's because I flash subliminal messages on the screen too quick for anyone to see. You may be surprised that I would admit to this, but it doesn't matter. My control is so complete that I will make you forget you read this post by the time you reach the bottom of this page. Truly a fate much worse than death! |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 17, 2007 11:22:51 GMT -5
LMAO ohh great leader whos name I can not utter... thy control is compleat and thy power felt...
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Apr 17, 2007 12:43:00 GMT -5
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Post by RedRock on Apr 17, 2007 16:25:34 GMT -5
We are not worthy, we are not worthy, we are not worthy!
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Post by Nutman on Apr 17, 2007 20:29:36 GMT -5
If I could stopeth thy laughing I would be scareth of thee threats you have threatened upon me. I am ready for thy punishment in which you, the soldiers of the leader who's name I no longer dareth speak of, dare to bring upon my body. But beware thy weapon of destruction I use will taketh a soul or 2 with thy self to the pits of Hades. Be prepared for thy self will defend in a most painful and suffering way.
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