Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 17, 2007 21:15:36 GMT -5
I being from the lands of shadows I fear not Death for I hath perrished many times only to be resurected to continue masters quest for soild souls. I will gladly usser thee to thy finial reward in the pits of Hades then leave your soul to rot at masters feet as i assend back to the battle field to retrevith the next soul for evil masters amussment. But only that we wouldst hath a soul named Jester .. sigh master would be so pleased.
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Post by michiganmilitia on Apr 17, 2007 22:56:40 GMT -5
Dear God. It hath been finished. Thine soul stolen and yon heart ablaze- Surely thou wilt perish at the feet of the almighty who's name is naught to be heard. Wilt thee be merciful, Lamronians? Find thee thine heart. Then proceed to sell it to the one called Death's Shadow. He will show thee to thine own end.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Apr 17, 2007 23:28:16 GMT -5
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into...  [glow=red,2,300]"Lamron's Playground Zone"[/glow]I am glad that Garp reminded us about those guys in the white coats... Anyone of us could be diagnosed as "Certifiable"! Nice scripture writings you guys! (my gut hurts from laughing so hard!) |
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Nutman
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Post by Nutman on Apr 18, 2007 17:14:58 GMT -5
Cometh I dare for I shall NOT be your masters Jester. If thine is so determined to taketh to thee master then heith who does will bring only suffering to his master for I AM THE NUTMAN the taker of life and bringer of the pain and suffering. So cometh to me my poor Deaths Shadow and I shall showeth you death in it pureist form and sendeth back from whence you came.
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 18, 2007 20:33:46 GMT -5
I fear thee not Sir Nutman, for I am the lurking Shadow of Death. Most patient and long suffering. In mine own time I shall harvest ye soul when thine eyes are adverted and your soiled blacked heart is taking the mortal life of another opponent. I shall snipe ye from afar with my hellish projectile. Then bind ye hand and foot and drageth your screaming soul into the masters realm. Though thee may beggeth Master for mercy he will but laugh at your plea, then assign unto ye thine final punishment for all eternity..
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Nutman
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Post by Nutman on Apr 18, 2007 21:31:57 GMT -5
Ye heart must be blacketh as night not to fear such a creature as I. This my Shadow of Death shall be your undoing for fear lets thee know that thyself is alive and enhances ones ability to defend thyself. Bring your empty shell of a body for I wish to put thine head of death on my mantel to show all who comes before thy Nutman that I am not afraid of the Masters minions and will protect thyself from such as you and your devilish cohorts as the evil doers known as Lost Child, Maraurder, Big Daddy,Red Rock, and the others who follow your master known as LAMRON. For those who do not speaketh thy language I say BRING IT ON BITCH.
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Marauder(CDN)
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Apr 18, 2007 21:44:24 GMT -5
yes..but as it beknowst..he is called Death's Shadow...but I am Shadow's death. I fear not and strike with a vengeance and use all at mine means to achieve master's goal. Thou thee may flee and hide, I seek and destroy, with rifle, nade and knife I destroy those that mayest strive to usurp. I have many a skulls on my soul and HAVE A RIOT DOING IT! I am the known as M...at least that is the politest of terms I mayest say in public.
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 18, 2007 23:06:38 GMT -5
Heart I have not. Pity and mercy virtues lost upon me. though this vessel I posses to wrot masters will upon thy sinning soul may be killed, many are the unknowing that I might possess to carry on my work. The minions of hell are without number. Your resistance is futile against such forces. My evil lance shall pierce thy mortal body and thy death slow and agonizing. this hath been decreth as you have chosen to once again shout out the one's name that shall not be named.
Good Sir "M" though thy name be spoken only in the darkest corners of Hades, Master hath a trophy case reserved for thy skull, and the rack reserved for thy soul. Each minute will be as years while you writhe under masters cruel twisted talon. Much joy this shall bring him as I whisper new unheard perverse tortures in his curled and festered ear.
be thee well
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Apr 19, 2007 6:06:07 GMT -5
DESIST from thy vain manglings of the English tongue!
DESIST from thy vain imaginings of killings of thy betters!
DESIST from thy impure insultings of the Holy One and His Archangels!
TURN to a better way!
TURN to humble surrenderings!
TURN to the other cheek for further asseth-whoopenings!
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 19, 2007 10:57:46 GMT -5
Beware!!! Beware!! the tidings of Sooth sayer Red Rock. His words charm even the vile snake to do his bidding. Even as his heel cusheth its head beneath the bloody boot.
If thoust turn the other cheek he shall smack you smartly upon it. Disembowelment shall you defeat him with should you heed my words, and are quick of hand with thy singing blade.
His punishment Master hath decreed. He shall be placed in front of Mighty PC for all eternity. Powerful Windows OS he shall use. Master's IT he shall be.. Thus his sufferings complete, as he prepareth and compileth data of the damned.
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 19, 2007 22:08:48 GMT -5
What warning to give of Marco the Deceiver. His dance will mesmerize thine eyes ye sights rendered usless. Srike fast in all directions that he may not guess your next move and seperate ye soul from the body.
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Post by daffy_duck on Apr 20, 2007 15:01:17 GMT -5
so noweth i knoweth whyeth myeth compuereth keepeth crasheth. just came back from the dentist. i'll be fine when the drugs wear off.hhehehehe and no there WILL NOT be afeast of ducketh.
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 20, 2007 15:39:53 GMT -5
yes we shall sup upon small tender ducks this eve, and stuff our pillows plump and most comforting with thy plumage. Thy bill we shall save for our beloved leader (who's name shall not be mentioned), so that he may plucketh the small fine hairs from his buttocks so klingons he shall not suffer.
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Nutman
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Post by Nutman on Apr 20, 2007 17:37:11 GMT -5
I laugheth and thee funnyness of thy duck joke. hahahahaha
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Post by Garp {eng} on Apr 24, 2007 6:43:04 GMT -5
From time to time, the tried-in-battle
their gray steeds set to gallop amain,
and ran a race when the road seemed fair.
From time to time, a thane of the king,
who had made many vaunts, and was mindful of verses,
stored with sagas and songs of old,
bound word to word in well-knit rime,
welded his lay; this warrior soon
of Beowulf's quest right cleverly sang,
and artfully added an excellent tale,
in well-ranged words, of the warlike deeds
he had heard in saga of Sigemund."
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