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Post by Sir_Shootsalot on Dec 12, 2007 19:17:13 GMT -5
Here is a song that my parents used to sing to me...  You know Deathey and Silly and Aggy and Daddy Snake Boy and Popeye and Widow and Daffy But do you recall The most famous soldier of all? Redrock the Red Nosed Soldier Had a very shiny gun And if you ever heard it You would even run All of the other soldiers Used to laugh and call his computer names They never let poor Redrock Play in any soldier games designed for the pc  Then one foggy D-Day eve Lamron came to say "Redrock with you gun so bright Wont you lead my troops tonight?" Then how the other soldiers liked him And they shouted out this plea "Redrock the Red-nosed Soldier Should go down in infamy!"  ........................MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY BODY.............................. ..................FROM..........Sir _Shootsalot.. ;D.................................... |
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Dec 12, 2007 19:42:30 GMT -5
holy crappers...LMAO!!!!....shootsy..I have new respect for you...
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Post by A_ROOKIE on Dec 12, 2007 21:08:16 GMT -5
Very nice Shoosty, I had no idea you rap like that I am impressed.
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Post by Nutman on Dec 12, 2007 21:32:09 GMT -5
To funny Shoots. Nicely done.
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Post by a Silly Person on Dec 12, 2007 22:25:28 GMT -5
LOL, I found myself actually singing it! (and it's a good thing you guys couldn't hear that) ;D
Very very nice Sir Amazesalot!
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Post by Death's Shadow on Dec 12, 2007 22:52:59 GMT -5
Good one there shoots my man.. very well done.  |
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Post by RedRock on Dec 13, 2007 0:30:11 GMT -5
Hmmmm, thanks, Shootsy, I guess!
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Post by Lamron on Dec 13, 2007 2:36:08 GMT -5
I think Rudolph let Santa and the other reindeer off WAY to easily. If it had been me I would have said, "Screw you Santa! You should have thought about this when you all were picking on me! I hope you hit a mountain with your 12 dumbass reindeer. I hope its so foggy they can't see the ass of the reindeer in front of them. Wouldn't let me join in any reindeer games and now you think I'm going to forget all of that and guide your sleigh tonight? F*** You!"
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Post by Death's Shadow on Dec 13, 2007 9:00:21 GMT -5
LOL
Pent up anger there Lam?
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Post by vinsanity on Dec 13, 2007 9:24:38 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHH A kindred spirit I too have always said that Rudolph should have told Santa to F%&K off |
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Post by Lamron on Dec 13, 2007 10:19:49 GMT -5
I'm still resentful over that whole naughty or nice criteria system. No matter how good I was, I still didn't get what I wanted. And to add insult to injury, the worst kids I knew sometimes got better toys than me.
What kind of mess up Santa thinks its right to give all the best toys to the rich kids? They already had more than me to start with. The other kids thought I was a big looser just because I was poor, and aparently Santa agreed. And another thing, surely there's some law being broken when his elves paint brand names on items they make at the North Pole. Why weren't they ever prosecuted?
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Post by vinsanity on Dec 13, 2007 11:18:41 GMT -5
corruption at the highest levels of government |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Dec 13, 2007 15:25:24 GMT -5
MMMMM are you wearing your Grinch out fit this year Lam?  I feel your pain though... we were dirt poor when I was a lil kid.. Some years I got nothing at all except the togetherness of my family. Now that I am older, I would not trade those years for anything.. In their own special way they are more dear and memorable than the years when the tree was loaded. Hope you have a very merry Christmas Lam.. |
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Dec 13, 2007 16:31:55 GMT -5
 was this you as a kid? |
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Post by Lamron on Dec 13, 2007 19:10:26 GMT -5
I've been anti-Santa for a long time. I still vividly remember the sense of betrayal when I found out I was being lied to by the very people that I should have been able to trust most. It didn't help that I wasn't told until I was pretty old. A young boy shouldn't have to deal with the stresses of puberty while at the same time beating up "Santa deniers" at school (it seemed the honorable thing to do. I stayed loyal to Santa despite the inequalites of gifts).
I try to encourage parents not to tell their children these kinds of things. It really hurts their credibility when children are forced to reexamine everything they've been told and wonder what else was lies.
Bobby: So Santa isn't real?
Mom: No, honey, he's imaginary
Bobby (thinking hard): Uh, what about the Tooth Fairy?
Mom: She's not real either.
Bobby: Easter Bunny?
Mom: Nope.
Bobby: Jesus? Is he fake too?
Mom: No, Jesus is real.
Bobby: How stupid do you think I am? I can't believe anything you say!
See? No credibility left when you want to tell them about something that IS real.
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