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Post by Lost_Child on Aug 14, 2008 18:47:56 GMT -5
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..  Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt! to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? |
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Post by Lost_Child on Aug 14, 2008 18:50:27 GMT -5
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.. It creates a hostile work environment.
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Post by Lamron on Aug 15, 2008 1:30:06 GMT -5
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. We know exactly where they are. That 11 million number comes from the IRS. That's how many tax payers are using fraudulent social security numbers. |
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Post by Urumii-Previously ThePresident on Aug 15, 2008 2:02:42 GMT -5
The IRS is not officially part of the government. They are a sort of sub contractor of the government. Kindof an interesting subject to read about if ur interested. There are many legitamate site (at least to the best of my knowledge) out there telling the story about that. No comspiracy liberal crazy things, just interesting facts about the IRS.
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Post by Lamron on Aug 15, 2008 18:55:50 GMT -5
True, and tax records are private, so they won't report your crimes to law enforcement as long as you pay your taxes. Plenty of prostitutes and drug dealers pay taxes. When I used to own a business, I would get notices from the IRS reminding me that I needed to report the income from any illegal activities.
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Post by vinsanity on Aug 15, 2008 21:37:59 GMT -5
LOL! I too used to get those same mailings when I owned my restaurants. I always was a little paranoid that they "knew" something.
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