Joke of the day

[I...Died...Again!!!]

That Cat don't have no life vest...thats just not safe...lol
The look on those poor girls faces is priceless.

[Marauder(CDN)]

looks like the girl was screaming.."NOOOOO!!!"

[a Silly Person]

marauder said:

I think it wants you to catch it Silly

I think that it wants anyone to catch it... lmao

When DS sent me this pic the other day, I couldn't stop laughing every time I looked at it. There is just too much funny sh*t going on in that picture.

My favorite part is seeing that cat do its "Superman" impersonation.

All it needs is a cape..... Or a life vest as IDA pointed out.

[RedRock]

LOL, Silly! You know the LOLCats I posted on here earlier this year or last year? Well, it seems you've now started FREECATS!

[Gen.Savahoe]

So that's where catfish come from......

[Marauder(CDN)]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

for a demo of the effects click link

[Lost_Child]

This would have helped about 13yrs ago !

[Marauder(CDN)]

it's ok buddy..I am there too...maybe we can work our way thru this...I feel so violated

[a Silly Person]

This is not a new concept as you pointed out RedRock.

It is simply part two of "LOL Cats"

As you all should be able to tell by now, cats and I are mortal enemies. We seem to be locked into a perpetual superiority battle.

[smugness]You would never catch me trying to grab a toy that is fastened onto a paddle fan[/smugness]

....although you might catch me super-gluing a string toy onto one though. ;D

[a Silly Person]

LOL
Mar, when I clicked on that Brackenspub link and watched that morph.... I am not entirely sure which one is more attractive. The woman before the first beer, or the, uh, other one after that last beer!

[Marauder(CDN)]

maybe if it had been somebody not so screwed up in life ...they might be more attractive....but with the lights out...

[Lamron]

Best cat video ever!

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2492781

[a Silly Person]

You forgot to add the Free Cat sign!


LMAO, too funny!

[Death's Shadow]

OMG .... That was just so wrong it was funny.. cant decide what was better the frantic back pedaling or the limp body sliding off the car.. LMAO

[A_ROOKIE]

I can't see the best cat video ever.