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Post by Lost_Child on Jan 10, 2008 19:55:00 GMT -5
Mexico Drops Out Of Summer Olympics
President Felipe Caldersn of Mexico has announced Mexico will not
participate in the next Summer Olympics.
He stated:
"Casi cada uno que puede funcionar, saltar, o la nadada ha salido ya del
pams."
Translation:
"Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the
country.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 11, 2008 9:26:59 GMT -5
LOL LC how very true.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 13, 2008 13:34:30 GMT -5
Just a few Pictures that I thought I would share, in the spirit of Silly's free cat postings.   not a cat one but thought it was funny.  |
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 13, 2008 14:54:57 GMT -5
LOL. That first cat is in a heap of trouble!
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Jan 18, 2008 13:36:32 GMT -5
DUI -TEXAS STYLE
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes
as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.
This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 18, 2008 14:10:27 GMT -5
LMAO...
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 19, 2008 2:54:40 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 19, 2008 3:39:01 GMT -5
 BOOBY-TRAPPED CAT Kung Fu Cat |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 19, 2008 12:32:11 GMT -5
I would love to get that poor lil kitten unstuck from her boob.. I would "lend" a helping hand.. LOL
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Post by Lost_Child on Jan 19, 2008 18:09:12 GMT -5
BOOBY-TRAPPED CAT How come NONE of the LamronsPlayground Booby-Traps look like THAT !?  ;D |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 20, 2008 1:17:12 GMT -5
Talk about a full lined bra...
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Post by RedRock on Jan 20, 2008 7:49:45 GMT -5
LOL, ask her if you can play with her p....
Naw, never mind.
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 20, 2008 12:28:18 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Lost_Child on Jan 20, 2008 14:41:44 GMT -5
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Post by vinsanity on Jan 20, 2008 15:55:14 GMT -5
LOL very very funny
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