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Post by I...Died...Again!!! on May 3, 2008 7:50:56 GMT -5
There was a time when I was in the army and far more immature than I am now, yea right, and while in the field we would compete! On one particular occasion there were 5 of us in the command tent preparing for guard duty. The contest was fierce and no one was giving up. We had been living on M.R.E.'s ,Meals Ready to Eat. Our female Captain, Company Commander, entered the tent, she immediately stopped and donned her protective mask. After clearing the foul air from her mask she shouted ,Gas...Gas...Gas..., which is the standard procedure when you are under a chemical/biological attack. We were in tears the rest of the night. As I am sure she was also as we were under light and noise discipline and she could not vent out the tent until morning.
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Killer_Monkey
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Post by Killer_Monkey on May 3, 2008 12:21:18 GMT -5
LOL how discusting!!
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Post by Death's Shadow on May 3, 2008 12:52:18 GMT -5
but very funny. LOL
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Post by Lamron on May 3, 2008 17:41:32 GMT -5
I'm with KM on this, at no time in my life have I ever found farts or fart stories to be amusing. |
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Post by vinsanity on May 3, 2008 23:17:23 GMT -5
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeither!
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Post by Lost_Child on May 4, 2008 0:54:16 GMT -5
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
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The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
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Mujibar said, "I am ready."
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The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
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Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
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The manager said, "Go ahead."
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Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
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Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.
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Post by Killer_Monkey on May 4, 2008 9:30:20 GMT -5
LOL good one
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Post by Lost_Child on May 4, 2008 20:04:00 GMT -5
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Post by Rubble on May 4, 2008 20:32:19 GMT -5
ROFL
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Post by Gen.Savahoe on May 4, 2008 21:04:11 GMT -5
;D ;D ;DLMAO
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Post by Killer_Monkey on May 4, 2008 21:40:49 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by a Silly Person on May 5, 2008 0:14:39 GMT -5
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Post by Death's Shadow on May 5, 2008 0:50:38 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on May 6, 2008 17:15:39 GMT -5
Now thats FUNNY
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on May 6, 2008 17:18:56 GMT -5
Victoria's Secret
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
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