Help me choose my pronouns

[Lamron]

E-Mail from work (Healthcare Industry):

New badge buddy options to communicate your gender pronouns
We are excited to announce the launch of Xxxx’s Gender Pronoun Badge Buddy for caregivers! In response to caregiver requests to promote belonging & inclusion, Xxxx will now offer gender pronoun badge buddies that can be attached to caregiver ID badges. See the full post for details.

If you don't know what a "badge buddy" is, its a piece of plastic similar to a name tag, but longer so additional text shows. The tags are worn together. Its used when an organization has uniform name tag requirements, but wants to add something extra for some staff.


So, help me choose my pronouns! I need ideas for something to submit. It probably needs to be short, so I can't put something like "Destroyer of Worlds", and it can't match any of the 27 other gender already in use. I don't want anyone to think I'm actually insane.

How much do you trust someone who doesn't even know their own gender to give you proper medical care?

[RedRock]

How about
Gender Bender
Gender Tender
Love me Genderly
I have Gendertal warts
Squeeze/Squoze
Ahh/Choo

[RedRock]

I was just being silly. Maybe not even really responding in the way you wanted.
If you post this elsewhere (another, different kind of forum), I'd love to see what other clever people come up with.
Fill us in.

[Lamron]

Maybe "The Mandalorian" ?

The network I work for has several locations in Indianapolis and the surrounding counties. There is one designated office you have to go to to get your new pronoun nametag. People are already complaining that they have to go get it instead of it being brought to them.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. There's no intelligent life here.

[RedRock]

How about:
Nor/Mal
De/Cline