Happy B-Day Daffy

[psyckos]

Hope you have a good one! Shoot ya later

[popeye]

;D...hey DD! have one of the best!!hope you like the photo of one of our british babes!

[Death's Shadow]

Happy birthday you psycotic duck hope you have a good one. ill have my duck call out waiting for you in the game. laters bud.

hell ya popeye.. id love to unwrap those pressents hehehe.

[a Silly Person]

Have a Happy Birthday Daffy Person!

From the Silly Person

[cmsrahall]

[glow=red,2,300]Happy birthday rubber ducky.... heres a video for you to check out.[/glow]


I dont know how to add it on here, but here is the link

[Marauder(CDN)]

Happy Birthday DD...hope ya have a great one and maybe I'll take it easy on you if you play later....NOT!!

[Lost_Child]

Happy Birthday DD !!

"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

[WidowMaker]

Have a great day Daffy!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!

[Volfy!]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCKY!!!!! I HOPE IT'S GREAT! and since it's your birthday, i'm gonna drop those charges from when you bit me, lol

[daffy_duck]

thanks you guys for remembering my birthday i feel like a regular lamaronian here on lams world.pop i really like the present could you send them to me i'll pay shipping. halsy ilike the video thank you.and after watching it i would like to know why no one has trained a dog yet to retrieve my carcass lying on the cold cold ground, leaving a poor innocent little duck to dye alone. hehehehehe. thanks again evey one(and mar). see you soon.I would also like to thank the academy for...... heee heee ;D

[Death's Shadow]

lol daffy... i left you a lil pressent in the in game art thread ... enjoy.. happy birthday again.

[daffy_duck]

my wife is a legal assistant here in b.c. so she gave me these court reporters reports.
>Subject: FW: disorders in the courts
>
>
>These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
>things
>people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
>published
>by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these
>exchanges
>were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you
>who
>have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.
>Others
>will find it easier.
>
>ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
>WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
>_______________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
>WITNESS: July 18th.
>ATTORNEY: What year?
>WITNESS: Every year.
>_____________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
>WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
>WITNESS: Yes.
>ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
>WITNESS: I forget.
>ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
>forgot?
>_____________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
>WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
>ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
>WITNESS: Forty-five years.
>_____________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
>morning?
>WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
>ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
>WITNESS: My name is Susan.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
>voodoo?
>WITNESS: We both do.
>ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
>WITNESS: We do.
>ATTORNEY: You do?
>WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
>sleep,
>he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>____________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
>WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
>________________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
>WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>WITNESS: Yes.
>ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>WITNESS: Uh....
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
>WITNESS: Yes.
>ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
>WITNESS: None.
>ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
>WITNESS: By death.
>ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
>deposition
>notice which I sent to your attorney?
>WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on
>dead
>people?
>WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
>to?
>WITNESS: Oral.
>______________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
>an
>autopsy on him!
>____________________________________________
>
>ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>WITNESS: Huh?
>____________________________________________
>
>And the best for last
>
>ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
>a
>pulse?
>WITNESS: No.
>ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
>WITNESS: No.
>ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
>WITNESS: No.
>ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
>began
>the autopsy?
>WITNESS: No.
>ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
>WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
>practicing law

[Volfy!]

lol, duck, that's almost the best stuff i've read in a long time, lol, nice one

[Death's Shadow]

good one dd lol

[Nutman]

Happy birthday Daffy. Have a great one.