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Post by RedRock on Aug 19, 2007 21:50:11 GMT -5
Silly, I laughed so hard on the chili joke that my face is still hurting and cramping 10 mins later!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Aug 19, 2007 23:56:45 GMT -5
What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy. I willfully admit that I am truly a girly-man if this is what it takes to "be Macho". (((((shuddering))))) Glad to hear that you guys enjoyed that Chili joke as much as I did ;D |
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Post by RedRock on Aug 20, 2007 22:48:10 GMT -5
That macho vasectomy joke has personal meaning to me, and I attest to its anatomic accuracy! When I got my vasectomy, the twerpy doctor clamped my right vas with a large hemostat (large pair of curved locking pliers, in effect) and then cut off 1.5 inches of the vas--no problem, until he then just let the clamp go and hang (suddenly, violently, heavily) by gravity, jerking the remaining long length of vas and all it was attached to. OY VEY, did that hurt!
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Post by Death's Shadow on Aug 20, 2007 22:55:28 GMT -5
That macho vasectomy joke has personal meaning to me, and I attest to its anatomic accuracy! When I got my vasectomy, the twerpy doctor clamped my right vas with a large hemostat (large pair of curved locking pliers, in effect) and then cut off 1.5 inches of the vas--no problem, until he then just let the clamp go and hang (suddenly, violently, heavily) by gravity, jerking the remaining long length of vas and all it was attached to. OY VEY, did that hurt! cringing and crying as I read that.. I think I would have killed me a doc. |
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Post by Lost_Child on Aug 20, 2007 23:06:42 GMT -5
That macho vasectomy joke has personal meaning to me,............ until he then just let the clamp go and hang (suddenly, violently, heavily) by gravity, jerking the remaining long length of vas and all it was attached to. OY VEY, did that hurt! I had a similar situation .  They say it ain't connected to the BRAIN ! I ain't so sure !?!? Because I saw lights that made Sat Night Fever look like a night light  |
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Post by AIGAD on Aug 21, 2007 0:14:35 GMT -5
OH MY GOD! SCREW THAT!  I think I'll pass on the vas! |
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Post by RedRock on Aug 21, 2007 0:46:36 GMT -5
Well, if I had it to do all over again (and obviously, I don't), I'd tell the doc, look here, my buds say it hurts like *#%*@ when you just drop the clamp with gravity while attached to the remaining vas--how about you pull up a stool and let the clamp set on that when you need your hands free?
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Post by a Silly Person on Aug 21, 2007 2:09:40 GMT -5
uhhhhh Even though I went through the procedure without the fumbling doctors that you guys had..... After reading your experiences, I am curling up in the fetal position in the corner of my office. Ever take a fully-extended kick to the Nads? This might be a good example of what that may have felt like (I'm still shuddering at the thought of it) |
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Post by I...Died...Again!!! on Aug 21, 2007 10:31:43 GMT -5
I too had a situation during the procedure. When the doc maid the first burn WE "I" discovered that I had not been "grounded" properly. Electro shock to the boys is not a fun thing.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Aug 21, 2007 12:29:19 GMT -5
"burn" "electro shock" shudder , these are not words to be mentioned when talking about "the boys". |
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Post by BigDaddy on Aug 21, 2007 16:32:13 GMT -5
I too had a situation during the procedure. When the doc maid the first burn WE "I" discovered that I had not been "grounded" properly. Electro shock to the boys is not a fun thing. I also had the same thing happened to me I.D.A. Like to come off the table. LOL but I got one better than that. One of the guys I work with had the procedure done about 12 years ago. When the Doc was done he told him to go home ice down the boys for a couple of days with frozen peas and use the painkillers. WELL being the MACHO MAN that this gent is. He went home and thought to himself "Hey this ain't that bad Hell I feel pretty good come to think about I think I'll jump on my dirt bike and go for a ride." He did and after riding for about 45 mins, he got home and said that he had never experienced pain like that before in his life. He said that he screamed at the top of his lungs for 30 mins for his wife to come down and call his brother to come over and help get into the house. Where he stayed for the next week and half. OH Yeah he also said that Big Al and the Twins, where now Little Al and the Grapefruits. |
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Post by RedRock on Aug 21, 2007 20:18:26 GMT -5
Does this mean you guys don't want to hear about my adult circumcision under local anesthesia only?
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Post by Lamron on Aug 21, 2007 22:07:52 GMT -5
 Just kidding! |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Aug 22, 2007 6:38:47 GMT -5
Hell no Red... geeesh ouch...
my God Lam we dont wanna go blind no pics pleas no pics. LOL
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Aug 22, 2007 21:34:44 GMT -5
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!" 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"    |
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I think I'll pass on the vas! 
