Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 20, 2008 18:10:17 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by Gen.Savahoe on Jan 20, 2008 18:48:36 GMT -5
 ;D ;D LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 20, 2008 19:00:47 GMT -5
Good one Cupcake! LOL.
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A_ROOKIE
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When the pain of where you are becomes greater then the fear of where your going, you'll move.
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Post by A_ROOKIE on Jan 21, 2008 19:59:43 GMT -5
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Post by Lost_Child on Jan 21, 2008 20:35:46 GMT -5
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Death's Shadow
LPmember
I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
Posts: 3,184
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jan 21, 2008 21:16:13 GMT -5
ohhhh don't make me laugh like that, it hurts , it hurts..
LMFAO
good ones guys.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 21, 2008 22:48:39 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 22, 2008 3:17:07 GMT -5
Cool handy tips that everyone can use!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Post by I...Died...Again!!! on Jan 25, 2008 7:50:57 GMT -5
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !"
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Post by Sgt_Blueberry on Jan 25, 2008 9:45:31 GMT -5
OMG..........Why did she have to be old? A younger woman would have painted a prettier picture.......... I can't get the image out of my head.....ewwwww!
(but still laughing anyway)
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Post by vinsanity on Jan 25, 2008 10:05:04 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 25, 2008 14:58:59 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Lost_Child on Jan 31, 2008 20:49:00 GMT -5
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some
bacon and eggs A slice of toast, and maybe some
grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like
something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes
my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be
the Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jan 31, 2008 22:13:12 GMT -5
LOL, didn't see that punchline coming!
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Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Feb 2, 2008 18:19:23 GMT -5
lmao
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;D ;D LMAO!!!!!!!!!
