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Post by Sgt_Blueberry on Feb 28, 2008 8:24:02 GMT -5
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Wally's Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.'
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: 'You mean I was here already?
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Feb 28, 2008 11:03:37 GMT -5
;D
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Post by RedRock on Feb 28, 2008 13:29:35 GMT -5
I did not see that one coming, Blueberry--wonderful!
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Post by Death's Shadow on Feb 28, 2008 16:14:45 GMT -5
LOL Blue good one.
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Post by a Silly Person on Mar 1, 2008 14:29:16 GMT -5
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Post by vinsanity on Mar 1, 2008 15:25:04 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by a Silly Person on Mar 1, 2008 16:33:26 GMT -5
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Post by AIGAD on Mar 1, 2008 22:06:50 GMT -5
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Post by Death's Shadow on Mar 2, 2008 8:44:25 GMT -5
LMAO AIGAD how true that is .
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Mar 2, 2008 11:22:10 GMT -5
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
.. . . and that's when the fight started .
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Mar 2, 2008 11:24:00 GMT -5
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 4, 2008 21:48:07 GMT -5
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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Post by vinsanity on Mar 5, 2008 9:17:57 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Gen.Savahoe on Mar 5, 2008 15:23:32 GMT -5
AHHHHH HAAAA HAAAA!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by RedRock on Mar 5, 2008 18:45:03 GMT -5
I'm not quite sure how I feel, having a 15 yr. old girl tell me that one. I think I will just say this, for the FBI listening in--I don't know her, I never touched her, I didn't encourage her, I don't know those dirty old men who are!
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