Lamron
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Post by Lamron on Feb 11, 2008 20:47:44 GMT -5
Wow! Now there's some "ape hangers"! Good for getting noticed, especially when all the emergency vehicles with their pretty flashing lights have to show up to the scene of the crash. LOL
Daffy: In many states, including Indiana, they are NOT legal.
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Feb 12, 2008 2:09:15 GMT -5
Aggie, tell me you photoshopped that, or found that somewhere, not that you took it yourself! No way could he control that bike with his arms at the full extension position--no power at all! And what's with the chrome bars/pipes at the rear--tail-pipes?  |
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Feb 12, 2008 17:32:01 GMT -5
That literally would be a killer ride... Geeze.. some people.. at least he is doing it right.. if he wrecks that thing he is full out spread eagle to splat against something.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Feb 12, 2008 18:05:37 GMT -5
LMAO!
I can actually picture that! That just might be the first time anyone would need to outline the body with chalk, on a vertical surface.
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A_ROOKIE
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Post by A_ROOKIE on Feb 15, 2008 14:34:31 GMT -5
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself.
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Post by vinsanity on Feb 15, 2008 14:40:40 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Feb 16, 2008 1:53:30 GMT -5
Good one Rookie!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Feb 18, 2008 15:21:42 GMT -5
FREE CAT
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AIGAD
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Post by AIGAD on Feb 18, 2008 15:59:00 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by I...Died...Again!!! on Feb 27, 2008 15:28:18 GMT -5
DOG DIARY
6:30 am - Outside then Dog food! My favorite things!
6:45am - Back to bed! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - Outside again! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Snack time - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dog food! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play tug! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on my bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
Cat
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Feb 27, 2008 16:47:51 GMT -5
This sounds like the animals at my house.. I can see the cats gears turning as he watches us with contempt all the time.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Feb 27, 2008 17:55:29 GMT -5
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Feb 27, 2008 21:53:03 GMT -5
LOL, Ida, that's great! You know that cartoon show, I think it is called Family Guy, with the little mean baby or toddler with the huge bald head but the character talks like a grown British snob (I've never watched it, just previews)? Well, as I read the Cat diary, I swear the voice in my head was the voice of that mean little grownup baby!
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Marauder(CDN)
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Feb 27, 2008 21:56:09 GMT -5
bloody crap red....now all i can hear is Stewie's voice when I read that thing.....and the voice of the dog would be the big dumb dog from Bugs Bunny that hung out with Spike...
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Feb 27, 2008 22:08:04 GMT -5
Stewie! Yes! That's the ticket! Thanks, old man!
As for the dog's voice, I heard the dog from the "Beggin Bits" dog foot commercial, where the dog is sniffing and excitedly saying Bacon! Bacon! etc. for the dog food that smells like bacon.
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