RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Oct 8, 2008 11:24:39 GMT -5
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Oct 8, 2008 11:41:52 GMT -5
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Post by RedRock on Oct 8, 2008 11:45:28 GMT -5
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Oct 8, 2008 13:42:12 GMT -5
some one should send the head of PETA a cat fur coat. Geeze it is not bad enough they bug us in the US about animal rights, now they are sticking their noses in another countries business.
The SNL skit is obviously a hard pill to swallow for the dems, How dare we poke fun at them right after SNL tried to make Palin look like the village idiot. No we cant have that.. We have to win the people over for the new Obamasiah.
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BAT*21{usa}
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 9, 2008 12:15:27 GMT -5
cant you just hear this theme song on election day  |
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 9, 2008 21:18:27 GMT -5
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Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl f illing it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Oct 9, 2008 22:26:27 GMT -5
LMAO
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Major_A
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Post by Major_A on Oct 9, 2008 23:01:06 GMT -5
LMAO2
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Oct 10, 2008 8:47:37 GMT -5
OH, Bat, now that indeed is a wonderful blonde joke!
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Oct 10, 2008 19:12:34 GMT -5
> A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
> drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker
> steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one
> swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if
> to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'
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> The poor little guy starts crying.
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> 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,'
> the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.'
> 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
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> 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little
> guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.'
> 'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
> boss fired me.
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> 'When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had
> been stolen and I didn't have any insurance. I left my
> wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with
> the gardener and my dog bit me.
>
> 'So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to
> put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
> damn poison.'
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Major_A
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Post by Major_A on Oct 11, 2008 1:31:32 GMT -5
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BAT*21{usa}
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 11, 2008 8:08:49 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .  |
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Oct 11, 2008 10:57:29 GMT -5
These "exclusive" parking areas for women are becoming more and more popular throughout our state.
I don't go shopping with the wife anymore, it's not good for my heart.
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Post by Urumii-Previously ThePresident on Oct 11, 2008 12:28:23 GMT -5
So THATS what that was. Was there a few weeks ago and saw that lot. Thought it was a junkyard or something, until I saw women carrying 40 bags each. LOL.
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Post by Major_A on Oct 12, 2008 0:22:15 GMT -5
My wife wrecked my Blazer with hers!!! LOL ...long story. f'n thing is still sitting out back.  |
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