RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Oct 12, 2008 7:45:21 GMT -5
My wife wrecked my Blazer with hers!!! LOL ...long story. f'n thing is still sitting out back.  LOL, the wife, or the Blazer? |
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Post by Major_A on Oct 13, 2008 0:11:02 GMT -5
you know how it is...someone would hear her bitchn' and moanen', so I had to leave the truck there....  |
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Post by Sgt_Blueberry on Oct 13, 2008 7:18:00 GMT -5
The Gynecologist who became a Mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying ' I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.
The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.'
After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler.'
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 13, 2008 8:56:12 GMT -5
These "exclusive" parking areas for women are becoming more and more popular throughout our state. I don't go shopping with the wife anymore, it's not good for my heart. cause of all the woman drivers or your wife carries sharp implements? LOL |
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Post by RedRock on Oct 13, 2008 12:15:19 GMT -5
Blueberry, that's a good one, through the muffler!!!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Oct 13, 2008 15:22:58 GMT -5
These "exclusive" parking areas for women are becoming more and more popular throughout our state. I don't go shopping with the wife anymore, it's not good for my heart. cause of all the woman drivers or your wife carries sharp implements? LOL Uh, yes. Because of the women drivers... and, is the vehicle itself considered a "sharp instrument"? |
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 15, 2008 21:57:52 GMT -5
LOL i was thinking more of a nail file etc ..if she catches you checking out some of the drivers of those cars .LOL but there can be sharp areas under your car LOL
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Major_A
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Post by Major_A on Oct 23, 2008 2:16:56 GMT -5
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Oct 24, 2008 16:12:22 GMT -5
LOL that was good !! never heard it before.. had an EH!! day at work today and that made me laugh some..will have to send that link to some of my friends..
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Oct 25, 2008 9:42:31 GMT -5
This fits a lot of men out there.
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Oct 25, 2008 9:47:44 GMT -5
A womans point ov view
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Post by a Silly Person on Oct 26, 2008 0:05:34 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Oct 28, 2008 14:36:55 GMT -5
> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses
> were in her
> room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her
> private area and
> noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
> whenever she
> touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough,
> there was
> definite movement.
>
> They went to her husband and explained what happened,
> telling him, 'As
> crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
> trick & bring
> her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but
> they assured him
> that they would close the curtains for privacy.
>
> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
> room. After a few
> minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
> heart rate. The
> nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?'
> they cried.
> The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she
> choked.'
>
> NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.
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Post by a Silly Person on Nov 1, 2008 3:08:46 GMT -5
Never saw that coming, LOL
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Nov 1, 2008 21:25:30 GMT -5
Somewhere, recently, there is a criminal prosecution going on because a preacher had sex with his wife who is in a coma and in a nursing home but the nursing home people and women's rights groups say it's rape because she didn't/couldn't consent. He said, being her loving husband and knowing her better than anyone in the world, she wouldn't want him being tempted to sin sexually and would want him to get his release with her even if she weren't conscious. Makes sense to me. I forget where this is or where I read that.
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