a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Nov 21, 2008 0:44:06 GMT -5
I got a kick out of that one too Bat!
That is a nice looking shovel!
LOL
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Lamron
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Post by Lamron on Nov 21, 2008 2:01:00 GMT -5
That teacher should be sent back to grade school, not as a tacher but as a student. |
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Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Nov 21, 2008 9:06:12 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Nov 23, 2008 2:03:09 GMT -5
Oopsie
LMAO
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Post by Sgt_Blueberry on Nov 26, 2008 9:06:42 GMT -5
A Flat Stomach A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..' 'Your wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled. 'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'   ;D HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!
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Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Nov 26, 2008 11:08:11 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by Gen.Savahoe on Nov 26, 2008 12:01:37 GMT -5
LMAO ;D  ;D |
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BAT*21{usa}
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SORRY..ALL OUTTA MERCY!!
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Post by BAT*21{usa} on Nov 26, 2008 19:37:39 GMT -5
LMAO! LOL!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Nov 29, 2008 3:47:22 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Dec 3, 2008 23:49:40 GMT -5
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Dec 4, 2008 10:36:26 GMT -5
lol
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Major_A
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Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.
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Post by Major_A on Dec 5, 2008 0:15:21 GMT -5
lol...lie detecting robot
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Dec 16, 2008 12:15:31 GMT -5
A man walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says , " Well.......I can clearly see your nuts."
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Major_A
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Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.
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Post by Major_A on Dec 16, 2008 23:22:04 GMT -5
lolol
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popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Dec 17, 2008 2:10:25 GMT -5
did you ever wonder why a fairy is on top of a xmass-tree? well it all started years ago, when the fairy entered a house andan exausted father xmass was in there delivering pressents. the fairy turned to father xmass and said.."father xmass,where would you like me to put this xmass tree?"........i leave rest to your imagination... : ) have a cool-yule yall..love pop x
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