Joke of the day

[Death's Shadow]

lmao mar were do i sign up for that job.

[Marauder(CDN)]

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "Peel & Win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
She hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
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(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!! I PROMISE !)


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"W I N A B A G E L"

[A_ROOKIE]

OMG Marauder that ^ was great!! I don't think that would be a funny if you told it, it needs to be read. EXCELLENT!!

[Nutman]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " hey why such a long face?"

[Death's Shadow]

how do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?............................ there is white out on the screen.

what does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?........ thanks for the fill up honey..


what do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair burnette? ...... artifical inteligence


what is black, blue, and red and laying in the ditch? ..... a brunette that told one to many blonde jokes.


all lame and old I know but all I could think of at the moment lol

have a goodone

[Marauder(CDN)]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man
replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the
pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat
is totally unacceptable, he
gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time,
switch sides.

[Death's Shadow]

lmao mar good one

[a Silly Person]

I noticed an ad in the paper. Someone was selling a Limo for "best offer"
... leather seats and everything.

What do you guys think I should offer for this thing?



(Texas Limo)

[a Silly Person]

Here is a photo I took one day last year when I was trying to sell my older fishing boat. I just happened to go outdoors after a rain storm... to find worms for bait of course.




There really is a "pot of gold" at the end of every rainbow!

[BigDaddy]

lol

[BigDaddy]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice...."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either....

The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice...."

God Bless America....

[Nutman]

LMFAO. Nice one BD

[michiganmilitia]

hahahahahaha Great one BD!!! ;D ;D

[a Silly Person]

Great one, BD!

[Death's Shadow]

love that one bd