Killer_Monkey
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Even a creepy little undead Monkey can kill!!
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 11, 2008 10:12:33 GMT -5
wow thats funny....LOL
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Mar 12, 2008 14:45:52 GMT -5
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ' Grandma, what 's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. ' It's called sexual intercourse, darling. '
Little Tony said, ' Oh, OK, ' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ' Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mum wants to talk to you. '
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Mar 12, 2008 14:57:27 GMT -5
Killer Monkey was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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Post by vinsanity on Mar 12, 2008 15:41:58 GMT -5
LOL
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a Silly Person
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Post by a Silly Person on Mar 12, 2008 16:11:43 GMT -5
;D lol
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys!
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (re-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Killer_Monkey
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Even a creepy little undead Monkey can kill!!
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 12, 2008 19:08:25 GMT -5
Good one Silly!
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Killer_Monkey
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 12, 2008 19:10:29 GMT -5
Killer Monkey was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! As for you pops, when I see you in game, you are soooooooooo DEAD!!!  Don't run. You can't hide. You will DIE, I guarentee it! (and I mean all of this in the fun killing kind of way  ) |
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Mar 13, 2008 18:39:27 GMT -5
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house"*
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Killer_Monkey
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Even a creepy little undead Monkey can kill!!
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 13, 2008 18:46:44 GMT -5
LMAO!! that is funny! good one pops ;D
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Death's Shadow
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I have become Death. The destroyer of worlds.
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Post by Death's Shadow on Mar 14, 2008 8:41:27 GMT -5
LMAO
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Mar 14, 2008 11:58:59 GMT -5
LOL
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RedRock
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Never ask what kind of computer a person uses--if it's a Mac, he'll say; if not, why embarrass him?
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Post by RedRock on Mar 15, 2008 8:48:00 GMT -5
LOL.
Hung Chow reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw today:
"I used up all my sick leave, so today I called in dead!"
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Post by vinsanity on Mar 15, 2008 9:22:35 GMT -5
I always liked ...
"I called in BLIND to work becasue I can't SEE going in today."
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Killer_Monkey
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Mar 15, 2008 9:37:16 GMT -5
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop (this is funny but weird at the same time LOL)
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Mar 15, 2008 11:45:02 GMT -5
LOL,,now thats funny
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Don't run. You can't hide. You will DIE, I guarentee it! (and I mean all of this in the fun killing kind of way 
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