Killer_Monkey
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Even a creepy little undead Monkey can kill!!
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Apr 18, 2008 11:42:43 GMT -5
LOL I don't have a car yet......probably won't get one for a few years according to my brother. oh well don't care much, plus look at the gas prices, I am broke. LOL
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Apr 18, 2008 18:13:52 GMT -5
Hey Killer ,,,you think your broke,,i'm so poor I can't even pay attention
I'm so broke I can't even afford a free meal
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Apr 18, 2008 18:30:57 GMT -5
Woman's Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women
and how they feel about their asses.
The results are pretty interesting:
5% of women surveyed feel their Ass is too big.
10% of women surveyed feel their Ass is too small.
The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him;
he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
OK, wipe that smirk off your face.
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Post by vinsanity on Apr 19, 2008 9:38:40 GMT -5
LOL
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Killer_Monkey
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Apr 19, 2008 12:52:01 GMT -5
ROFL good one YD
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Post by Lost_Child on Apr 19, 2008 19:47:25 GMT -5
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his
>> bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
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>> His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
>> got the job in the first place. It was assumed that
>> a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he
>> might have to testify about in court.
>>
>> When the Godfather goes to confront the
>> bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings
>> along his attorney, who knows sign language.
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>> The Godfather tells the lawyer, 'Ask him where
>> the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
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>> The attorney, using sign language, asks the
>> bookkeeper where the money is.
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>> The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what
>> you are talking about.'
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>> The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he
>> doesn't know what you're talking about.'
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>> The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to
>> the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'
>>
>> The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll
>> kill you if you don't tell him!'
>>
>> The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win! The
>> money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the
>> shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'
>>
>> The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd
>> he say?'
>> The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have
>> the balls to pull the trigger.'
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Apr 19, 2008 21:02:13 GMT -5
OMG thats funny I think I just spotted my shorts
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Post by vinsanity on Apr 20, 2008 12:28:03 GMT -5
LOL!
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Killer_Monkey
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Apr 20, 2008 13:49:20 GMT -5
LOL! I kinda figured that would happen! the guy asking the questions but the interpreter could say anything he wants....LOL he knows the truth
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Apr 20, 2008 17:49:48 GMT -5
;D
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Apr 21, 2008 11:03:13 GMT -5
LOL good one.
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Apr 22, 2008 16:27:29 GMT -5
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD", because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
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Post by vinsanity on Apr 22, 2008 17:33:43 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by a Silly Person on Apr 23, 2008 10:20:25 GMT -5
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'.
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastid poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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Post by vinsanity on Apr 23, 2008 10:21:42 GMT -5
LOL
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