a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 1, 2008 22:54:23 GMT -5
LMAO
Those were great!
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Jun 5, 2008 20:59:28 GMT -5
LOVING HUSBAND
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at
his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,
thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you, too."
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Post by Urumii-Previously ThePresident on Jun 5, 2008 21:23:57 GMT -5
No comment...
Except for that one...
And that one...
And that one....
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 6, 2008 0:27:27 GMT -5
Be strong, Prez.
LMAO
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 6, 2008 7:52:54 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by Lost_Child on Jun 7, 2008 23:41:27 GMT -5
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in back. It was
properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
with a few picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and
some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while to look it
over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women
shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of
the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
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Post by vinsanity on Jun 8, 2008 6:40:15 GMT -5
LOL!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 8, 2008 23:41:06 GMT -5
;D
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 9, 2008 8:01:52 GMT -5
LMAO
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popeye
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think ONCE,think TWICE,think-BIKE!
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Post by popeye on Jun 9, 2008 10:37:30 GMT -5
nice-one lost! lmao........
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Post by Killer_Monkey on Jun 10, 2008 14:34:08 GMT -5
LOL thats funny
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 10, 2008 15:55:16 GMT -5
Like the new avatar much better KM.
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Jun 11, 2008 20:33:11 GMT -5
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'
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Post by RedRock on Jun 11, 2008 23:16:16 GMT -5
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. ......And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!' The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.' Now THAT is a funny joke! |
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Post by Urumii-Previously ThePresident on Jun 12, 2008 13:39:14 GMT -5
That was really good!!!
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