a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 13, 2008 0:47:15 GMT -5
Great joke Dad!
Lots of great avitars showing up lately too!
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Post by Lost_Child on Jun 13, 2008 7:51:27 GMT -5
I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word
'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
T.V. 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
City & County Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
and 'Service' Stations
This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two
farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few
cows.
BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those
'service' agencies are doing to us.
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Jun 13, 2008 8:39:10 GMT -5
Wow, Lost, that's a seminal idea!
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 14, 2008 0:17:04 GMT -5
lol
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Post by YOUR_DADDY on Jun 14, 2008 12:33:41 GMT -5
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A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in Ghosts?'
About 90 students raised their hands. 'Well, that's a good start."
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raised their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raised their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 3 students raised their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, 'Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Sheeeit! From way back thar I thought you said 'Goats.'
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 14, 2008 20:53:01 GMT -5
I have heard this one somewhere before.. LOL
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popeye
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Post by popeye on Jun 15, 2008 0:30:59 GMT -5
i think its an age thing ds..........LOL
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Post by Urumii-Previously ThePresident on Jun 15, 2008 3:17:07 GMT -5
I've been tellin that joke for a couple weeks now, so I know we saw it either here or in DVT joke section.
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Death's Shadow
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 15, 2008 8:33:55 GMT -5
LOL just giving you crap.
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a Silly Person
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 15, 2008 17:02:30 GMT -5
It is still a great joke!
LOL
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Post by a Silly Person on Jun 17, 2008 9:28:43 GMT -5
Remember, tomorrow is 'Hug a retard' day, so don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you...
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"all hells accomin"
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Post by Herr_Monk on Jun 17, 2008 16:27:10 GMT -5
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RedRock
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Post by RedRock on Jun 17, 2008 16:37:15 GMT -5
"With THIS I'm going to control your LIFE!"
....and way more than half of your money!!!
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Post by Marauder(CDN) on Jun 17, 2008 16:43:45 GMT -5
I just wished someone had told me.........WAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I asked a woman I work with if this would be wrong...I had to order a new washing machine last night...one of those new front load high effeciency units..is almost $1000 with taxes....wife's birthday is next week...would it be wrong to say Happy Birthday Honey!..  She told me if I did that..she was coming to the house to kick my arse....I don't see the problem.... |
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Post by Death's Shadow on Jun 17, 2008 17:44:42 GMT -5
Yeah they do not take kindly to us buying them household appliances so they can work and do our laundry and call it a present.
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She told me if I did that..she was coming to the house to kick my arse....I don't see the problem....